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Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.
*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.
by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011
mugGet the Poke Stalkermug.

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.
I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"
by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017
mugGet the Poking the bearmug.

poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.
"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)
by RSD Productions January 5, 2003
mugGet the poke tacomug.

stick and poke

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"
by evaelwolf June 25, 2017
mugGet the stick and pokemug.

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
by fuknot June 28, 2008
mugGet the jordan pokemug.

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
mugGet the Choke and pokemug.

Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video
Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video
by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021
mugGet the Poke 681mug.

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