Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

plvtinum

the best edm, r&b and pop funk artist - pronounced as plutinum
platinum with a v

"omg i love plvtinum he's so dreamy"

by ayhum likes femboys February 13, 2024

Platin N-Pass

One step higher than the Golden N-Pass, you can say it with the hard R and it does not expire, you can even say it up to one million times, unwritten. CAN ONLY BE ADMINISTERED BY BLACK PEOPLE! (i personally have one from a friend)

Hey, this nigger gave me the platin n-pass!

by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Platinum Chatting

Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024

platinum chatting

Having a great conversation in a great location. A lesser conversation in a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie sheen’s whore house, this is platinum chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 26, 2024

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024