Permabanoperschnoodledee

A person who is both dumb and smart but in a dumb way causing them to be more dumb than smart which makes them smart because they’re smart when they’re dumb and that means that they have higher intelligence than expected for them making them smart but still dumb which means they are actually dumb but smart.

Hey look! That raven is a permabanoperschnoodledee because it just rammed its face into that window yet ravens are highly intelligent birds

by RaeTheFox December 19, 2022

permagruntled

That one employee that no matter how they are treated or how much they make will never be happy at work and are permanently disgruntled with their job.

Man, Michael is always in a bad mood at work, I think he's just permagruntled

by Meghansdad June 14, 2023

Perma-Wave

The sensation of a dream like wave over a conscious, often times intoxicated state.
Can happen on opiates, but primarily is caused by stimulates like Methamphetamine and Cocaine. Also known in some urban culture as 'being in your feelings '.

He's been up so long on that ice looking at old messages he's stuck in a perma-wave.

by MakeDestroy July 30, 2023

Permagape

Butthole is permanently spreaded for life

I just got permagape by big bbc

by Gaped August 5, 2023

Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm

I just got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

Perma-ban

When you get permanently banned and can never come back for the entirety of your life.

Fuck, they just perma-banned me from the competiton. Now I will never be able to join it again.

by TMGGDM February 1, 2024