playing lighthouse

Verb: to get an erection while reclining in a bathtub

I walked in on sean playing lightouse in the bathroom.

by Professor McTabbish September 2, 2005

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

Playing Pocket Pool

To play pool in your pocket

He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

role playing

Acting a role that is not your usual way of life.

When Tyrone and Chris got together, they played master and slave. Tyrone kept Chris in chains, said nasty things to him, and in general abused him. Later, they had sex with Tyrone on top.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

playing the guitar

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.

jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.

by chris poivka June 10, 2008