Palintology

The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.

These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.

It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.

Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.

Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

Palintarded

One who thinks the Earth is flat, Climate Change isnt real, Obama is a Muslim, Jesus hates Gays, incestuous rape is Gods will, and FOX really is Fair and Balanced tm.

I think my stepdad is Palintarded he keeps buying guns and taking about Kenyan Socialism

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

palindromeemordnilap

Replacement word for palindrome. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards as forward, for example, racecar or eye.

CLAY: Hey Hannah! Did you know your name is a palindrome?
HANNAH: Yes, I did, and why the fuck is the word palindrome not a palindrome?
CLAY: Right, the word should be palindromeemordnilap.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2017

a-palin

Main Entry: a-pal·in
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Etymology:
Variant spelling and pronunciation of appalling (1817)

: inspiring horror, dismay, or disgust <offering a-palin answers to interview questions>
— a-pal·in·ly adverb

Interviewee: "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state."

Interviewer: "Governor, it's just a-palin how stupid and incoherent your answers are. Do you need a lifeline?"

by a-palin January 13, 2009

Beki Palin

A MILF

Wow have you seen Beki Palin, she's a milf.

by BeaverBoy3388 August 18, 2021

doing the sarah palin

When someone says something ridiculous, and someone else looks at them really stupid.

friend 1- Stomach cancer can be a good thing, it will help you diet.
friend 2- (wierd look)
friend 1- What was that look for?
friend 2- you were doing the sarah palin

by whothrewdatham March 20, 2011

Sarah Palin

A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.

Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.

by Undostresmariah December 20, 2010