Pencil

the object used to kill a man

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”

by AManOfFocusCommitmentSheerWill March 1, 2020

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

Pencil Tip

When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf

Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch

by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019

Diamond Pencil

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

Pencil pal

A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly

my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal

by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025

Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

Penciling

When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.

See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.

I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022