1. Noun: A nickname for Gabriel Brown.
2. A walking Google search.
Origin: the bastard son of Kevin Florea.
Synonyms: Pecker head, pecker, peck, Ant Man, fudge, fudge packer.
2. A walking Google search.
Origin: the bastard son of Kevin Florea.
Synonyms: Pecker head, pecker, peck, Ant Man, fudge, fudge packer.
by C00lestCucumber April 4, 2024

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.
by Zombiej June 24, 2022
