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Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.
Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."
by Hsuan May 5, 2010
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Pamela

Where do I begin... when God envisioned the next Pamela to grace the Earth, He envisioned something like this: a 5 foot 2 hobbit with a fascination for Harry Potter with borderline anger management. This particular Pamela is the epitome of a Greek goddess, she has an E cup bust and a typical Grecian nose. Pamela has an expertise in the cooking of lamb and potatoes and enjoys lathering her food with more than 5 lemons. When she first joined Instagram, her username was pammyboo312, she now spends her days on the hunt for The Office memes. As God's gift to Earth, Pamela spends her life dedicating herself to be the next Virgin Mary, she plans to birth the next Immaculate Conception by the time she's 18. Pamela is not just a name but rather a lifestyle. Pamela is frequently annoyed by a particular person under the name of Nickoloso69. Although, Nickoloso69 has given Pamela a Minecraft account she will never forget when he insulted her about which church they will baptise their hypothetical children in. As a petite young woman, Pamela has a phobia of short men. She is looking for a GREEK man over 6 FOOT 1, who is obsessed with her. Before her first breath on Earth, God thought to Himself when he was talking to Michael Jackson - "Why don't I make this girl the reincarnation of you MJ?". MJ responded: "Heeeheee". Before I conclude this definition, I leave with this: the next Pamela you encounter, remember this: She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss panagiotafromthevillage.
Nickoloso69: "Damn, I want myself a woman who's 5 foot 2 and can cook lamb and potatoes for me."
*Pamela appears out of Nickoloso69's closet*
Pamela: "I have a solution for you Nickoloso69."
Nickoloso69: "What is it pammyboo312?"
Pamela: "Well, get yourself a Pamela!"
Nickoloso69: "Where can I find one?!"
Pamela: "At the Greek Orthodox Church."
by pammyboo312 August 21, 2019
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Pamela

That girl that looks like she on drugs 24/7 but rlly ain’t half the time. She cute/ bad. She real dumb. She lowkey famous. Thinks everyone’s cute. Looks really mean but ain’t if you f with them. But if a dumbass, then get out her lane. She dangerous. So don’t run your mouth. She got anger issues. She prob punched a brick wall for no reason.
“Pamela brAzilian, right?”
by Pamela the hot one November 13, 2019
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Dirty Pamela

A Dirty Pamela is a crack whore that develops sores that can be utilized for sexual penetration. How many sores determines how many partners she can add to her already available vagina, anus and mouth.
Ten straight men had a one woman orgy, at Rex’s, with Dirty Pamela.
by Stevie Me Jones June 12, 2019
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harshil patel

extremely stingy and tries to sell you broken products for full price
someone who will work at a dairy just for the pleasure of banding them for a very long time.
enjoys saying "thank you very much, please come again".
has pictures of Apu and slushy machines in his bedroom wall
"dude you being such a Harshil patel"
by connor banks September 8, 2017
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Inesh Patel

A strange mythical creature found in Pokemon: Brown Version. This creature is known to show feelings of homosexuality, butt-fucking, and enjoys being Peter Trybus' shadow. He also likes to wank Rory MacDonald...
"Hey...can I follow you Peter Trybus? I'll suck u off?" - Inesh Patel
"Dude thatz totally rad!!" - Loch Nesh Monster
"Life is not complete, without pepper on thy curry" - Fetish Patel
by Moose McGee November 7, 2008
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Pamela

Pamela is a beautiful bittersweet candy. She's adorable when she gets mad but she will always be worth people's time.
After a heated discussion Pamela fell asleep and melted like honey in my arms.
by The one of a kind May 30, 2020
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