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Persextionist

A person who always demands or expects to have the perfect sex.
Oh man I tried my best getting down on her but she's such a persextionist that I couldn't satisfy her anyway.
by Eztw March 8, 2020
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Pansexual

Courtney is pansexual, she fuck pans
by A student of Nyan July 1, 2020
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Pansexual

Jimmy really loves pans, well now he's a pansexual
by n000000000 September 29, 2020
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pansexual

an extension to being bisexual
you think your so pansexual huh?
by a kool dude October 16, 2020
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Pansexual

People who like people by their personality. They are not bisexual.
Patty came out as pansexual.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Parsehole

a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.

2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!

Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
by Baboonery November 28, 2020
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Parselalysis

The condition of receiving multiple deliveries and not knowing what has arrived and what has not.
She suffered Parselalysis and forgot she ordered that package.
by Jellogod December 16, 2020
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