Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.

Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.

by Swaple November 22, 2011

Paradigm

The word to use when you get excited about welding , girls or dip. pronounced pair-a-di-jim

Did u see her paradigm

by Tontotodriguez69 October 8, 2015

Paradise Rocked

Send shitty restaurant customers to a building that looks like a hipster dive/rock club, but is actually a gay stripclub

This isn't right, I just got paradise rocked!

by Darut March 24, 2016

Paradizzer

The coolest guy in all of the pleb squad

"where is paradizzer?"
"he's out being cool"

by Paradizzer November 15, 2016

Paradizzer

Needing to take a big shit.

Man I really need to take a Paradizzer right now.

by SomeRandomJolteon November 17, 2016

Paramilitent

The incorporation of camouflage or ready for the elements type of gear in as casual urban settings.

Man 1 "So I was standing in chipotle right? And this guy is full paramilitent bro."
Man 2 "No way?"
Man 1 "Yeah, head to toe camo. Digital pattern pants with suspenders!"

by SpaceDaddy23 December 31, 2016

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017