The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.

Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.

by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

Dog Paradox

Something that goes on forever.

When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.

by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019

dab paradox

happens when your dealer has dabs so you buy a g and now nothing else gets you high

p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"

p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"

by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019

the fän paradox

if something hates everything, that means they hate hating everything, but then that also means they hate hating everything, and that continues on endlessly, so, do they really hate everything?

PERSON UNO: I HATE EVERYTHING
PERSON DOS: jesus christ calm down ur gonna start the fän paradox and cause a fucking resonance cascade

by deliriousidiot February 12, 2024

No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022

Birthday paradox

In probability theory, Birthday paradox is the phenomenon concerning the probability that, in a set of n randomly chosen people, at least two will share the same birthday. The birthday paradox is the counterintuitive fact that only 23 people are needed for that probability to exceed 50%. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox, i.e. a paradox that produces counter-intuitive results, but is demonstrated to be true nonetheless.

I always thought it was super rare for two people to share a birthday, but the birthday paradox says it only takes 23 people to make it likely!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025