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Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.
by QueezyMart June 13, 2018
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clicking the d-pad

A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.
"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer
by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021
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honey pot pad

It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.
Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”
by Daddyez December 2, 2024
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Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 6, 2023
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Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
by akray July 20, 2010
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Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
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Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.
Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.
by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024
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