Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

padhle bsdk

this is a hindi phrase implying that the listener needs to quit everything they're doing now and go study. frequently used to remind someone to stop using social media and study for their exams.

A - discord ke liye acchi pfp chahiye i need a good pfp for my discord account
B - board exams jaldi aa rahe hain, padhle bsdk your exams are coming soon, padhle bsdk

by ThunderSchism May 2, 2022

Padarnalat

a curse phrase very common in Farsi - Tajik speaking areas. Means "you are the son cursed by his father", "bastard", "low life".

I should've got an abortion, you padarnalat!

Trump - you're padarnalat!

by cher's son April 8, 2017

Padamoose

Jared Padalecki from the CW hit SUPERNATURAL. AKA my favorite animal.

Very tall, broad buff example of the male species. Having a large forhead and fluppy hair.

Padamoose is currently located in Vancouver, filming season 7 of SPN.

by ava_orchid July 30, 2011

Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else

"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"

by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016

padmashri

She's the sweetest most kindest person in this world. She's the only hope for this humanity. When mother nature decides to wreck doom on this planet and punish every human by slowly and painfully killing them, mother nature is going to kidnap Padmashri and hide her in a safe place. She's strong and brave when the situation demands for it. She's smart and clever and is definitely a girl you should go and consult for an advice. She's beautiful from in and out, she deserve s the BEST in the WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD. if there is ever a person who'll hurt her, i am gonna make sure to pull off his nails from its roots and i am pull those tiny skin things that are often seen beside one's nails. I am gonna strip off his hair with my own fist and i am gonna poke thin heated metal rods in him in every part of his body. But i won't kill him. I am gonna throw him in the woods, where he'll starve to death since his knees would be broken.

Sam: Hey, who's that new girl? She's so pretty!

Rose: yea, She's Padmashri. She's the sweetest girl ever. She's an angel. She's my good friend.

by Zagreus persefoni April 28, 2021