takes it in the ass

A phrase used to express a persons sexual preference to have a penis inserted in their ass. They usually like it too.

Hey, there's Charlie. He takes it in the ass!

by Professor Socrates August 05, 2005

take the L

when you mess up or lose so you take an L.

i accused sarah of cheating and she wasn't. i'll take the L for that one.

by hahahehe:) December 29, 2017

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

taking the piss

joking around.

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Taking Names

Collecting names of the people whose asses are going to be kicked by the collector. This simply means that somebody is ready to fight a bunch of dudes.

-This guy is kicking asses and taking names.
-Yes, he is really pissed off.

by elnormous August 27, 2015

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010

take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004