bandwidth hog

Dumbass brother john who downloads hella crap screwing up my halo 3 skills.

Want to play halo? No my bitch ass brother is being a bandwidth hog

by glass of burrito July 26, 2009

slay the hog

1. A term used to describe one who under the influence of large quantities of alcohol made terrible decisions and fucked a female who looks like a hog. Hereby slaying the hog.

Sandy will slay the hog in his car at a party.

by Alexswagyolo December 2, 2013

Ground-hogging

Similar to "prairie-dogging": When a turd leaves it's nest, sees it's shadow, and runs back in. This is a precursor to the "turtle-head", and should not be taken lightly. Short yet expedited steps in the direction of the nearest toilet facility are recommended immediately. A post-evac check of the surrounding areas will signal a possible 6 week extension of gastrointestinal discomfort.

Jay- "dude its like the stage before ... like its not prairie dogging yet...its like right before that."

Greg- "Oh! So its ground-hogging ! It popped out saw its shadow and ran back up in there."

by Klamakazi February 18, 2010

Hog-gobbler

A woman or man who sleeps with a married man, to break up his marriage.

Christina Metheny what is a hog-gobbler? I'm am

by Rawr and stuff March 31, 2017

hog dogging

The act of riding bitch on an off-road vehicle operated by your fat sweaty hog.

Juan: gee bud did you see Peary on the back of that atv?
R.H. Rousey: yea, I hear he was hog dogging with Brie.
Juan: oh man, I wouldn't touch that hog with its own dick

by the1HOOFhearted April 10, 2017

hog swagged

the act of tricking, or "pulling the wool" over somebody's eyes; pulling a fast one.

A word my mother uses, and swares is a real word that's been used for years.

Did you eat your vegies or have you hog swagged me?

by Chantal_1990 September 22, 2007

friend-hog

that person at your friend's birthday party what just talks to the birthday girl the entire time. nobody else meets the friend-hog for more than a minute, and nobody gets to talk at length with the birthday girl.

oh my god that girl in the shiny dress, coach logo bag, and too much make-up is such a friend-hog, she has not stopped talking to Heather since she showed up at Heather's birthday party

by einheezay November 29, 2007