deuces are wild

a good song by aerosmith!

im listing to deuses are wild!

by Tsyloy April 08, 2005

ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs August 31, 2005

drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 29, 2008

Drop a Deuce

To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.

Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.

I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !

by Ian Callahan January 05, 2006

ace deuce

Another way of saying Ann Arbor (A²)

person 1: yo, where you from?

person 2: I'm from the Ace Deuce, nig!

by bitsy pookums September 16, 2010

Insane Deuce

A mostly mexican gang Dat weres green and black. They are from da folk^ natoin

King: Oh no the Deuces and GDs are cumming!
Insane Deuces: KING KILLA BITCH!!!!!
Gun: BANG BANG!!!
GDs:Folk Love!!!!!
King: IM dieing just becuz im a stupid az king. i should of been a folk.
Deuces:2 love!!!!!
GDs: 74 till da world blow

by G^ June 19, 2006

pop a deuce

Refers to the beautiful act of dropping a huge infant sized deuce into the toilet. The phrase "pop a deuce" can only be accurate if, when the fecal pellets hit the water in the bowl of the toilet, a huge splash errupts and comes into contact with your ass. It is imperitive that your rump becomes moist with toilet water as if the terd was doing a canopener into your "pool" of toilet water. This move can only be acheived with great training... Or if you are a fat fuck.

Dude I am going to go practice my "pop a Deuce" technique.

I am so good at popping a deuce that my friends call me "POPPA DEUCE"

by DeucePopper December 19, 2006