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Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
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Campfire Mayo

I’m going to spread some campfire mayo on your tuna melt.
by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018
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Stinko de Mayo

This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.
Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.
by Stinko May 5, 2021
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Mayo

Alex slid his hand into Tyler's shorts and whipped up some mayo
by Little Demons August 25, 2017
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Mayo Madame

A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.

Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.

The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?

I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 13, 2022
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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