Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people

Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap

by WillCComedy June 5, 2022

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Johnny Joestar

A caked-up crippled murderer

Johnny Joestar’s Tusk ACT 4 mad as hell bruh

by Susamusa59 June 12, 2023

Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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EXAMPLES:

"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.

by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006

johnny depp

two words: DAMN FINE

If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.

by Michelle October 2, 2003

Johnny Depp

hottest man alive. A man of talent. The best actor in the world. Sexist man alive.

"Johnny Depp is mega hot"

by Pirate lover July 14, 2004

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008