boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
by lilmissfunny July 22, 2010
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mother-bored

Nagged to death by your mother, grandmother or aunt. The result of the constant barrage of maternal nit-pickie reminders.
After being told hang up his jacket, take off his shoes, come in through the garage and not the front door, use a handkerchief and not his sleeve, lower his voice and not to use such coarse language; Carl turned around, got in his car and left thoroughly mother-bored.
by geezitron December 19, 2009
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Bore off

When one decides not to participate in the festivities of the rest of the group
i cant believe your not coming out tonight u bore off!!
by lloydy B December 01, 2006
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bored of this conversation

"bored of this conversation" is somethink you say if your a horrible person and hate your friends face
person 1: so anyways thats how i di-

person 2:bored of this conversation. *walks away
by gamer404 August 25, 2020
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Boring Snob

Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.
A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.

If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.

The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...
by Middle Class Act May 29, 2011
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Bumble Bore

1. Someone that makes life really boring and is always looking at the negative side of life. They must enjoy being that way.
2. Someone that hangs around party situations and nags about everyone that's having a good time.
"stop being such a bumble bore Jen!"
by Nick Ardito December 09, 2008
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boring burger

Whenever there are extravagant choices on the menu, but you just choose a boring burger.
Man look at this variety of choices, and you're just getting the boring burger?!
by Rob Lobsta February 10, 2016
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