mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.

Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.

by shartsisters4life January 2, 2012

Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.

Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!

by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020

Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018

Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.

Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!

by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023

Joe Dad

pee pee poo poo

Joe Dad Joe

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife

Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.

by Brokenchild March 17, 2016