jello-ness

The state of extreme lack of energy, utter fatigue, such that one feels like he/she has about as much substance to their physical frame as a bowl of jello - melting at that!

I'm learning it seems to be a "you're doing too much" sign that kicks in even sooner than the brain "fog" and disorientation and extreme "jello-ness."

by Cheryl June 17, 2006

poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

Loch Nessie Messie

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Pee-Ness-Ness

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

by Brayde March 27, 2008

pee-ness

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks

1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"

by bugirlito3 September 3, 2011

Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.

OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!

by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004

loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 29, 2008