Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.

Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night…

by Whoremembers September 3, 2023

Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.

He had mustard dick so bad, I gagged.

by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025

Mustard

Mustard is a flumbustios swedish child who spends to much money on weapons and explosives

Mustard is blowing up the hospital, again...

by Balle mannen October 6, 2022

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007