muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

muff buddy

muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.

“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”

by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016