nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

Brown Mouse

When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse

She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.

by J-MoneyNY February 22, 2008

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.

by XineZ June 11, 2018

juice mouse

A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.

He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse.

by Mighty Maus August 1, 2007

skater mouse

Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

Shithouse mouse

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.

After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"

by Digital Logic May 27, 2003