Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

moracy

A lovely and sweet girl who is a little nerdy and wild at times but is sweet most of the time. If you mess with her friends or her family she will be the first one to snap you. She is gorgeous and you will never see another girl like her.

Dang that Moracy is fine.

by Virgo.A May 3, 2018

morale picture

A picture recieved from a female showing some form of nudity, thus raising morale

"Mike asked me for a morale picture. I didn't know it meant showing him my boobs."

by Devilsad0cate August 29, 2018

MORAJKAR

owner of 51 trucks in Thane. half partnership in RAYMOND. Apple lover. Got so many Whips🔥.

MORAJKAR - Hood member with so much cash

by kratik_786 September 3, 2018

Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.

Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult

by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019

Morabonium

mor·a·to·ri·um
/ˌmôrəˈbônēəm/
noun
A temporary prohibition of sexual activity. It roots are derived from moratorium and bone

"an indefinite morabonium was declared by Sam when he broke his penis"
"many professional athletes have a morabonium during the playoffs"

by Waynosaurus Vex March 4, 2019

Meryan

A kind, generous, loving, loyal, and appreciative girl. Meryan is one of the most supportive friends I've ever met. I could tell her anything and she won't say a thing to anyone! Meryan is the best listener when you want her to be. Even through the most painful of times, she will get back up and walk on. People can say all the shit they want and have instant karma for messing with the wrong girl! She's very considerate about everything. Meryan is so perfect that she's a person everyone would wanna be. I'm so grateful for a friend like her.

Zoey: "I wish I was Meryan, she's so cool!"
Jenna: "Shut up, even if you were her you wouldn't be able to keep up with her personality," "she's to good for you."
Meryan when she hears the word "food"

by JennaBug247 March 23, 2019