Molten

Not baked, not scorched, but molten! Basically, it means you're so high, that it looks like your face is melted.

"Yo, that nigguh is molten! He so high it look like he had a stroke!"

by FacialParalysis420 August 26, 2013

Molten Cheese Stain

A nasty stain that is left on the skin from sexual activities.

Jilmy left a HUGE molten cheese stain on Shaun's chest.

by king don May 8, 2015

montechrist

The Eternal Teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. ALL HAIL THE MONTECHRIST!!!!!!!!

I prayed to The MonteChrist to curse his wretched asshole with big black dicks and itching powder. Lord Monte SAVE US ALL!!
-Babies, Gunz, and MonteChristo

by RMustang August 8, 2016

montebela

A piece of crap school that sucks at football and always looses all the time.

Montebela sure is a piece of crap

by 127AD May 27, 2016

Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Momterrupting

When your mom interrupts you mid sentence to give you her opinon assuming she knows everything and never lets you finish yours

Me: Hey mom my friend Jello said that women are dumber then men , because

Momterrupting
Mom: Wrong women are way smarter then men some men are more likely to be extremely smart or stupid. But not all
Me:thanks for letting me finish

by SmAlLz1903 October 18, 2016

Mårten

The best human ever..... okey? he is the best

Mårten is the fucking best okey just like he is the fucking best

by The_Best_Human_Ever April 23, 2017