She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

morbidly obese

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

by Bobo November 11, 2003

morning redwood

when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis

i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away

by king23232495 November 7, 2009

morning musume

The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.

I love Morning Musume!

by Takaaki April 8, 2003

morbid

Reality. Not sugar coated.

Life's a bitch. That's a fact.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 19, 2005

mobbin' it

In Cali at least it means to do something with around a dozen other people with an assertive mindset. Often in regards to going to a party or club with liquor and drugs involved. Not necessarily with hostile intentions.

last night we were mobbin' it with 13 heads.

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004

gay morbidly obese

A gay man who is overweight to the extent that society would consider him a little chubby, but the gay community would consider him morbidly obese. See also gay fat.

Tom: Scott has gotten HUGE. He must weigh 190 pounds.
Tim: You comin' correct. He's gone right past gay fat to gay morbidly obese.
Tom: I know that's right, girlfriend!

by MaxNAustin April 24, 2008