turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring

i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey

by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005

Nigga Monkey

Not much is known about the nigga monkey, except that it is hella chonky. The nigga monkey was mentioned in the song Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.

"Hey dude, what's that thing over there?"

"I think that's a nigga monkey!"

"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"

by SUPERKATO1000 August 17, 2012

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

lust monkey

person or animal that just likes to fuck fuck fuck

Dam look at that lust monkey go!

by duff May 13, 2005

dust monkey

n. Originally a trainee in an asbestos mine who cleared the fine carcinogenic fibres off the tram lines but now any lowly employee who is tasked with any unpleasant, dangerous or tedious job.

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1) Get a team of dust monkeys into the kitchen right away. The McFryer is making that funny sound and I think she's going to blow!

2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

Gorilla in the monkey cage

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.

After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

by Patrick L. August 23, 2006