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dick monger

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
by The Vegimite November 27, 2007
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Jew monger

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.
That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads
by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007
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cock monger

One who mongs the cock

Refer to Monger.
by Ltray April 13, 2008
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Turkey Monger

A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.
God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!
by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004
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mongrel

A knob in a state of high alert, viz a viz a watchdog or robber's cur. A less highly-strung version is known as a half-mongrel, or slung-mong.
Oaf: "By crikey, I'm so enamoured of that gentlelady that my mongrel is verily frothing at the mouth. I fear I shall soil my tweeds with nut muck!"
by Mr Marky January 31, 2008
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fish monger

a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch
by Amin the King of the World December 9, 2003
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indian monger

A person of indian(india) descent living in Baton Rouge.they like to play cricket, they hang all their clothes to dry, and eat a lot of curry.
Damn there's a lot of indian mongers at coventry Terrace apartments.
by borderline soulja March 19, 2009
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