Motorola Ruhollah

The delicate art of picking up a Muslim call to prayer while you are talking into the walkie talkie.

He eliminated most of the squelch in his radio but couldn't get rid of motorola Ruhollah.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Motorcrosser

A small South African white male who has a tiny cock and rides a tiny bike and goes on tiny adventures with his invisible friends.

Brad is such a motorcrosser

by Hilly5042 April 26, 2021

Man Motor

That little part of your brain that will hear or think of something hilarious but inappropriate, which will act as its ignition. It is then powered by your attempts to ignore it, and will accelerate, never reaching a terminal speed and only stopping when you blurt out whatever thought started it at the worst possible moment. It is related - but not linked to - that part of your brain that inexorably broadcasts horrific images to the rest of your brain at inconvenient times, for example: images of corpses while eating, images of your mum during sex etc.

Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.

Your idiot thoughts during a funeral: Hey, that dude who was killed in a horrific car accident at the age of 25's wife's face kinda looks like a pan-fried vagina.

Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.

That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.

Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.

Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.

Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.

Inhibition: Please stop trying to-

Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA

You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!

Everyone: *mortified gasps*

You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?

by Josh Turnbull June 8, 2010

Kegstand Motorboat

A variation on the traditional motorboat, in which a friend holds your legs up in the air, like a kegstand, while you have your hands on the girls shoulders and your face in her chest.

I can't believe he kegstand motorboated her. his legs were over her head!

by meags8003 July 31, 2011

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

carribean motorboat

When, during the course of a rimjob, the recieving party farts.

Greg: "I lick my wife's asshole daily. I drives her insane."
Jimmy: "We used to do that too, until she fated in my mouth."
Greg: "Ahhh... The ole Carribean Motorboat!"

by phafner May 13, 2015

Boat Motor

Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.

Last night i gave my girlfriend the boat motor and she came nine times

by The Mighty Pinecone June 22, 2016