Mercer

A person who steals many things and denies it. The Mercer could strike at anytime and without notice.

Connor: That mercer stole my money again.
Bradley: Yeah that kid always does that.

by Crimsontiide July 24, 2010

merc

Short for Mercedes Benz, not for Mercury

"If you could have any kind of car what would it be?"

"Oh, maybe a merc or a lambo"

by Nicolenz May 14, 2007

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

Mercenary ball tap

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.

"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.

by Unlce sean December 20, 2008

Mercedes/Meche

Mercedes/ Meche ;

Sometimes Stubborn, very particular, Intelligent, always misunderstood but DGAF. Knows what she wants when she see's it. Mercedes/Meche is A strong person, Very understanding when she wants to be. Mercedes is sensitive and wears her heart in her sleeve & will shade & ghost anybody & everybody to protect it. I love you Mercedes/ Meche , "To The Moon & Back" XOXO

I love Mercedes with all my soul.
Only family can call her Meche B**ch.

Mercedes/Meche sleeps with one sock on.

by Cielo<3Bebe June 12, 2018

Mercedes-Benz

Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler

My Mercedes-Benz is better than your stupid Mitsubishi

by slimebaww March 26, 2017

merci beaucoup

what you say after Bobby McFerrin sticks his dick in your face

merci beaucoup Bobby. now I know what you meant by don't worry, be happy.

by bababummers April 25, 2017