sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".

"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"

by shemmin December 5, 2009

dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

minted

a word that describes something or an experience that is 'cool' or 'amazing', usually used like this in Great Britain. In America it has something to do with drugs.
Has no reference to the herb, mint, often used to flavour toothpaste and chewing gum.

That rollercoaster ride was mint!
That top was minted!

by lydia (is mint) July 13, 2004

Montenegrin

The only true Montenegrin is a Serb.The rest are just foreigners.Some foreigners who think they are Montenegrin are Albanians,Muslims,Croats and people with identity crisis.

Montenegrins
Vasilije III Petrović-Njegoš
Petar I Petrović Njegoš
Petar II Petrović Njegoš (Radivoje Tomov Petrović, Rade)
Marko Miljanov Popović
Mirko Petrović Njegoš
Milos Obilic
Puniša Račić
Mihailo Petrović-Njegoš
Radovan Karadžić
Amfilohije Radović
Batrić Jovanović
Nikola Vukčević
Visarion Ljubiša
Stjepan Mitrov Ljubiša
Patriarch Varnava (Rosić)
Radoman Božović
Petar Lubarda

by Crnagora July 27, 2010

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

maintenance wipe

A clean-up wipe required after a unexpectedly messy fart

Bro, That sounded wet! I think you are going to need a maintenance wipe.

by qrs1 August 30, 2011

dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.

Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG

by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004