mindrightedness

A deliberate mental state in which you to submit to authority instead of making a smartass comment.

A couple of weeks in the hole will enhance one's mindrightedness.

by BonJoeV April 11, 2008

Minor Shackles

The neon coloured bands strapped around a minor's wrist once they enter a club or bar to let the bartender's know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Marks. The opposite of Freedom Bands.

Guy #1: That girl is totally cute! You should buy her a drink, yo!

Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

Minor Macking

The act of an older male Macking, hooking up or getting with a girl who is much younger then him, Usually this occurs in high school with older guys and is usually a particular senior who choose to go for freshmen and violate the two year rule.

Mackafreshmen is the king of Minor Macking there he goes macking another freshmen.. holy shit thats the 50th time this year when are these girls going to learn?...IDK

by Mackaminor June 28, 2010

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011

mindrapesions

the act of your senses being completely destroyed via insane illusions. illusion, rape, gauge

that mindrapesions left my brain in a mushy goopy substance leaking out of my ears, but yet i still wanted more. cosby sweater, dirty sanchez

by huff cuff master March 9, 2011

Mindon

A derogative term used to more commonly describe a person with a lower intellectual intelligence or possible physical disabilities.

Other words that collaborate with this may be retard, disabled, challenged and restricted.

You Mindon!

Don't go full Mindon.
You're such a Mindon.
The Mindon is strong with this one.
Stop being a Mindon.

by htrechsler November 10, 2012

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014