Midnight farter 

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

Midnight farter by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

Midnight Insanity 

That time of night when you should get off of the internet and turn off your cell phone because you lose all sense of right and wrong but you choose not to, and the next day you realize you gave away your darkest secret through facebook or sent it to your entire contact list in a text message.

Friend: whats up with your status telling everyone your Bi?

You: I'm sorry I was suffering from Midnight Insanity

Midnight Insanity by nickman859 June 6, 2010

midnight specialists 

Someone who has perfected the art of one night stands.

I wounder if the midnight specialists will call me?

midnight specialists by Guy your mother warn you about December 13, 2010

Midnight pot holing 

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

Midnight pot holing by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Midnight dilemma

Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.

Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.

Midnight dilemma by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011

Midnight Moo 

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

Midnight Moo by Brosif Kony August 3, 2012

Midnight dinner 

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.

Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.

Midnight dinner by chunkemunkee August 20, 2013