mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

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Mickey men

a race of dickheads, otherwise known as a singular Mickey man

For example, why cant boys not be such mickey men

by mickeymanhunter August 8, 2018

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Mickey is the type of person who likes to make a statement. Often taboo, but he or she wouldn't give a shit. Many times, the come out as a lesbian, leaving it to spread across their school, at a young age. Mickeys think that they can do everything with skill, even though she never tried it and thinks too highly of herself and a small amount of those times...she sucks. But, Mickey is the type of person to notice his or her faults and try hard to fix them. Psst, Mickey is violent in the athletic field, she will do whatever it takes to be the last one standing. Haha, anyway, Mickey is a great friend for your problems, she'll give you ideas on how to solve it. You can even call her your therapist. Even though, they will soon get tired of the therapist act and, "retire." Though, she will keep it real and call you out if you make a rash decision without a thought. But, if anyone touches one of Mickey's friend, get ready for a beating. But of course Mickeys like to respect their friends opinion, after a day or two of trying to convince them out of it, and just tell the bitch to fuck out of her life. Mickeys knows what she wants, having their future planned often or not watching the TV show, "Friends" as a guide to her future. That may be why she believes the act of killing yourself is absolutely cowardly. Sigh, she really built her life on scars. Mickey is the humblest friend you will ever meet. A rather interesting one at that, you better keep her.

P.S wrote this on Mickey's acc.

Group of dumb ass kids; "Ooh, she likes girls!"
Mickey; smirks and, " Haha, I do. P.S I watch gay porn." Of course, as she flips them off with her red painted middle finger with her lovely tattoo on that finger, and walks away, still, of course, smirking.

by imadethisyesterday.e July 3, 2018

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