Meating Out

The sexual act of eating cooked meatloaf out of your partner's asshole.

When I get hungry and horny at the same time, I love meating out my girlfriend.

Meating Out by Ziytch March 25, 2026

Malting

Taking a penis and pulling down the foreskin until the penis rips in half. After, you shove a burning steak in the middle

Hey Donna, let’s go malting

Malting by 67674141 April 5, 2026

Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.

I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.

Public Meeting by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Samsonite meeting 

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

Samsonite meeting by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

monthly meetings

weak

weak, monthly meetings

monthly meetings by Tad Poles May 26, 2010

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

Post Meeting Positivity by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

lad meeting 

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

lad meeting by Tightglow May 6, 2015