Flea Market Marine

When someone buys USMC gear at the flea market and proceeds to wear it out in public. Even though they have never been in the Marines, nor know anyone who is a Marine.

Thats a Flea Market Marine.I talked to the guy in the marine shirt. He's not a marine nor has he ever been in the Military .

by DaCrusher December 23, 2017

andre markell mccreary

A sexy man who has hazel eyes and can turn a women on just by looking at them.

Did you see Andre Markell Mccreary, My panties got so wet when he looked at me.

by JessicaClay August 24, 2018

Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

Union Market

A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.

“What happened to the East Village?”
“They put a Union Market in”

by Pistol river pocket gopher May 4, 2020

wolf market

In foreign exchange and stock trading, a wolf market is a market condition, where traders are consistently making profits.

It's a wolf market out there! Wall Street is making insane profits.

by PizzaBuster May 7, 2020

Stock Market Oopsie-Daisy

An almost stock-market crash.

In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.

by super.awesome.word.ninja April 30, 2021

distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

by jsl1966 June 11, 2021