manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
by One part of the Rumblers February 27, 2016
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Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.
They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.
by mjw737 December 12, 2021
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mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.
Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"
by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024
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documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017
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Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident
This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.
by SaigonTim August 14, 2018
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FOH Manager

Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.
Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!
by Chapó July 07, 2024
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Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
by Humid Snabel January 04, 2016
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