Max

Someone who is a jerk to girls and skates and thinks he's really cool cuz he wear his backpack everywhere even the bathroom

Max is so mean he broke up with my friend but she did nothing

by Izziandzo April 24, 2018

Max

A dumb fuck

Wow he’s such a max

by beepbeepimasheepisaidbeepbeep May 23, 2018

Max

A complete bitch who plays dead memes

Katie: Max is playing dead memes again
Landen: Boys get his knee caps

by WaluigiIsGod69 September 24, 2018

Max

"Max" is a tall fake age that has a lot of facial hair that says "bati man" or "bum'ole" most of the time. He is also known of how tall he is with his curly gey hair and also his size 15 shoes.

"Its a max!"
"What a max, he's so tall and he's such a fake age"

by Anediatboy November 1, 2018

Max

Doing fuck all while at work

I'm doing a max today.

by The anti-racist racist November 25, 2014

max

Fugly ass boy, who is weird and is nerdy and has no friends and no one luvs him and derp.

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person:Max why are you so lonely ?
Max: idk, maybe cause that carrot sitting ova dere

by cccjida0sf edwsf February 18, 2017

Max

Max is an ok person with a microscopic penis and is always trying to be cool but in reality is a giant dick head, He listens to country music and loves planes in a weird way 👅

Oh it’s a max ... wait where is his penis , I thought he was a boy but now I see he’s a girl He likes to touch kids also

by Ya boy ... February 19, 2020