Leather Belt

During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”

“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”

by KERMIT DE FRAG FUCKER August 3, 2018

slap n' leather

When you poop in a barrel and your cousin jumps into the barrel.

I went to a family-friendly concert and everyone was doing the slap n' leather

by Slap N' Leather Enthusiast January 23, 2018

Leathem

A Leathem is a measurement term used in the Metric System. It equals 497.7kg recurring.

Kate: I wonder how much I weigh..
Jessica: Oh, when you were sleeping i put you on the scales, you weight 4 Leathems! I think someones put on weight.

by Jessica Leathem May 14, 2008

Leath

a short hobbit-like colleague who's favourite word is "Jackass" while explicitely over using the word with a slight lisp. Standing at only 5'4" tall, this hobbit-like creature is loud and proud and his voice can be heard no matter where he goes. His auburn and salt goatee is a unique identifier and his love for Mafia Wars, apparant.

Who's that loud, little guy at your office?
Oh, that's THE Leath?

by Pterodactyl girl February 5, 2010

Vegan leather

When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth

she really stinks...

yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans

by Alqua March 7, 2010

leather cheerio

An girls asshole that has been fucked too many times and has taken on a leathery texture.

Fat bastards mom obtained a leather cheerio from the many times his little brother fucked his own mother in the ass.

by chad28 March 31, 2003

Slap Leather

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars

If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!

by Johnny D April 27, 2006