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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
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Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Zack.
Duy.
JSB.
"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
Duy.
JSB.
"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004
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"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."
by Flailfire August 21, 2024
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Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025
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by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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