Ladsange

A Lasagne where each layer is finished with a different spirit. Vodka, rum and gin typically. But other spirits are suitable, such as Jägermeister, tequila or sambouca.

"Damn that Ladsange was tasty, but I'm slightly drunk. Go easy on the jäger next time."

by Benjamminnn July 25, 2013

lambskyn

A latex condom which DOESN'T protect against HIV or AIDS, but feels .... Luther Vandross good.

Baby, I don't want your nigga child, so slip this on for me ... (needs visual here - hands a lambskyn to his partner).

by KALI November 7, 2014

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014

lamestest

Lamer than lame. The lamest of the lanes.

She's definitely the lamestest.

by Lamestest September 3, 2015

lampshitter

A person that speaks their opinions where it is unwanted, someone who believes they have bright ideas but they are truly shit.

My professor is such a lampshitter, he spent all of class lecturing about how the world would be better if he ran it.

by SAS(SY)quatch May 27, 2016

ladster

Another way to say lad, still meaning the same but with a slightly more personal touch.

Hey , you aint my ladster you cheeky ross.

by auha fafa May 15, 2016

Lamesplain

When someone dumber than you gives you a condescending explanation of something they know less about than you do. Mansplaining from a stupid person.

1:You need to make your resume nice or no one will hire you.

2: Don't lamesplain shit to me, you haven't worked in two years.

by Lusciousron June 22, 2016