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keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
by rarenigs June 4, 2019
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Keyboard

Perfect for smashing. They come in different layouts like qwerty, azerty, and dvorak.
Person 1: what does doskkaakakkajanMzmzm!.(@(#;# mean

Person 2: keyboard smash
by Uraniumz 235z October 21, 2025
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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.
"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
by maxkelp February 28, 2025
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Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"
by Juried March 4, 2021
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