Michael kaiser 

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

Michael kaiser by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser 

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

Michael kaiser by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Jujutsu Kaisen 

i) an anime that is widely watched by the new-gen audience of today
ii) the Japanese for "sorcery fight"
iii) jujutsu kaisen

i) P1: Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen?
P2: Yeah dude, it's dope.
ii) English speaker: Yo dude, look at that cool sorcery fight on the TV!
Japanese speaker: Jujutsu kaisen?
iii) P1: This was truly our Jujutsu Kaisen

P2: You are my Jujutsu Kaisen
*they proceed to Jujutsu Kaisen until Jujutsu Kaisen is Jujutsu Kaisen'd*

Jujutsu Kaisen by skibidirizzohiosigma🤑 September 6, 2024

Michael Kaiser 

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

Michael Kaiser by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) 

A teenager who somehow has record breaking levels of strength (see: its not techinically m-preg.*) takes the kfc motto to seriously, and meets a sea urchin who cant find his finger. Meanwhile yaoi protagonist (also known as: everyone simps for him) tries to kill Mount Fuji, Aura Farm and proceeds to act like a homosexual for the rest of the story (see: KFC breakup**). everything else is either nah id win, mutual pining, or your favorite character dying.

*is it m-preg if the guy currently possesing a male body possesed your mom's body and had you?
**kfc, and why its more important than you think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto&t=6s

I regret watching/reading JJK.
I am gay because of JJK.
All my favorite characters in JJK are dead.
Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) : A shonen manga and anime with the gays, the theys, and the baes. (sad :C)

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) by DAN THE POTATO MAN August 2, 2025

Jujutsu Kaisen

Yuji (Demi-God) he's half man, half curse spirit. Mahoraga (The Archangel) the divine general, Sukuna (Famed in war) self-explanatory, Merged Beast Agito (Warrior Lion) Also self-explanatory.

Hym "And Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen is ALSO me. Because the letter for letter translation of my name into Japanese is Tekafurinmoto Kakashimoto. That why he looks like Kakashi from Naruto. It's THINGS I WROTE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND NOT A DIFFERENT GUY THAT I'M FIGHTING. Those for Characters are my themed after the Etymology of my name. Gojo is the things I was writing under the previous pseudonym."

Jujutsu Kaisen by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Pulled a Kamie 

The practice of telling someone you've done something you were supposed to when you haven't and then running off to do it.

I pulled a Kamie on my boss in the morning meeting and told him the market research was all done. Now I have to spend the night surveying 500 of my female friends about their male underware preferences.

Pulled a Kamie by Elias Birgham September 3, 2007