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Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.
Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?
by Mary Posa July 8, 2021
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Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
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jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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jonathan bascomb

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart
by cakepops May 25, 2018
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jonathan byers

an amazing man who solos a universe
by iamjonathanbyers March 13, 2023
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Jonathan Tucker

They call him “Ranchcause he be dressing
by minitinh October 8, 2020
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Jonathan king

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win
Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil
by Biggppchase March 1, 2020
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