jerk bumps 

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

jerk bumps by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

jerk officer 

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

jerk officer by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007

jerk off 

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.

"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald

jerk off by brach512 June 15, 2016

jerk face 

A face on somebody's head that is a jerk.

That guy is cool, but his face is a jerk, thus, he is a jerk face. That fucking jerk face. If his jerk faceness was measured on a scale of one to ten, it would be 300009458048053 because he is such a fucking jerk faced bastard bitch slut. Poop in my pants for me, will you?

jerk face by JarMan September 21, 2003

jerk face poopie licker 

sam considine and her dog had sex and made one

sam considizzyyyyyyyyy hehe

jerk face poopie licker by lauren April 16, 2005

jerk burger 

A person who is such a jerk... that they resemble a burger!

"That guy is such a jerk burger, he needs a side of extra pickles!!!"

jerk burger by JustinK September 11, 2006

jerk off stalefish 

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

jerk off stalefish by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008