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January 14th 

Originally March 14th was supposed to be designated as Steak and BJ day. See definition for March 14th if you're unfamiliar with the best holiday ever. The one problem with this date is it's a month after Valentines Day. You're relying on follow through then from the woman in your life to actually celebrate. Really Steak and BJ day should come a month before Valentines Day so women actually have to celebrate before we put in any effort into Valentine's Day for no reason.
January 14th is now the best holiday ever because it comes BEFORE Valentines Day and you can hold it over a womans head if they don't celebrate it.
January 14th by notzimmwalt April 23, 2018

January 10th 

National Touch Girl Day, on this day you are able to grab a girl's booty and she will not call the police because she enjoys it.

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch girl day.
Boys I'm gonna touch her ass because it is January 10th

January 14

the day when the most ANNOYING people were born. like top notch annoying.
Person 1: Hey when’s ur birthday?
Person 2: January 14
Person 1: Ew omg bye
January 14 by izzyDlb April 20, 2021

January 11th 

If you were born January 11th, you are most likely a sexy square short motherfucker with blonde hair and a sweet sense of dance moves.
“Pizza time starts!? They mustve been born on January 11th”
January 11th by Mr pizza time October 19, 2019

january 19th 

january 19th is hug emily day
if u know someone named emily uhg them or something will tickle ur toes at night
person 1: oh is that emily?
person 2: yeah! its january 19th so we better go hug her
person 1: oh yeah, dont want our toes getting tickled
january 19th by grrr3000 November 6, 2020

January 11

People born this date arr yo lame to confesa their feelings to their love interests.
John:Why don't you tell her that You love her??
Michael:Sorry I can't i was born on January 11
January 11 by Mark Smug November 4, 2019