tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)

Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night

by Droughnought August 10, 2003

Gettin' Jacked

Spending lots of money to hook up with a girl (or even a guy) because they are so sexually attractive.

Babygirl so fine, I'm gettin' jacked. see the song, "Gettin' Jacked" by CJizzle @ www.thesixtyone.com

by Altendorf December 9, 2008

janedough

In anonymous circles, it's the female equivalent of johndough.

Some janedough just ran over my bisquit. Did anyone catch the license plate number on that rolling pin?

by janedough March 5, 2008

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009

Jinked

A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob.

"Sally got righteously jinked last night after the party, man!"

by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009

Jankdefied

The un-jankey. Something that I like, that makes me happy, or that really rocks.

That set was jankdefied!

by DJ Conspiracy July 23, 2007

jankdy

Something that is white (as in Caucasian).

That cowboy is such a jankdy cracker.

That cowboy drives a jankdy hoopty.

That car is jankdy.

The moon is jankdy.

by Frances Monaghan-Waldeck January 14, 2008