Jamie Weber

Jamie Weber is an absolute bum fucking addict. He sure does just love the taste of greasy-ass dick.

When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.

Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.

Oooowee your such a little Jamie Weber

by Jamie Weber August 3, 2021

A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Jamie Muscato

my future husband

"Hey look! It's her future husband, Jamie Muscato."

by WFE ADFTBaxecdfh xadeB x February 26, 2022

Dirty Jamie

The act of going on a lads weekend to butlins and coming back riddled with STD’s

Dave had a good weekend away but he’s only gone and done a dirty Jamie

by The real Mcconnell April 9, 2023

jamie caldwell

Gay, hairy, small penis, chronic masturbater

There is never enough lotion for Jamie Caldwell

by Jamie Caldwell July 13, 2017

Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame

Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care

by Jbo780 November 23, 2017

Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary

man i canty believe Jamie sucks

by Timanator79 November 13, 2020