flex space

Room to do your own thing and enjoy and improve your skills without judgement or observation.

Alex:“Man, I need some flex space, back off.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”

by SQuiet February 18, 2020

Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

Space Gilmour

The act of watching yourself spread your ass cheeks apart and shitting on the floor through a mirrors reflection.

1) Have you ever experienced the Space Gilmour? It's an emotional experience.

2) My friend Boris did a Space Gilmour a while back, don't even know the guy anymore

3) Why yes, I have done Space Gilmour before!

by Goosefarts November 18, 2014

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be

"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."

by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021

go to space

To become high from the consumption of marijuana

"Hey, want a beer?"
"Nah I think imma just go to space tonight"

by NineThree November 27, 2014

Skeet Spaces

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

by RootsofWar February 4, 2012