Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise

a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")

by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.

“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”

by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

chrome boat

The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.

"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."

by Greaser13 November 20, 2022